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• The doctor wanted to write a prescription, so he reached in his pocket and pulled out a thermometer.
  Shit," he muttered, "Some asshole has my pen....
• Once upon a time a sailor ran into his doctor's office and begged him for help.
  He pulled down his pants and showed the doctor his dick, which was sporting a ruby red ring around the tip....
• At the hospital, a doctor is training an intern on how to announce bad news to the patients.
  The doctor tells the intern ``This man in 305 is going to die in six months....
• A doctor on his rounds in a mental hospital sees a couple of patients behaving rather strangely.
  The first man is sitting on the edge of his bed clutching an imaginary steering wheel and making loud noises not unlike a Kenworth....
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• A man went to a doctor. Some say he went there to have an operation to become Polish
  others say he wanted to become an Aggie; there's yet another faction who claims that he wanted to work at the post office...
• A man went into the proctologist's office for his first exam.
  The doctor told him to have a seat in the examination room and that he would be with him in just a few minutes....
• The ark lands after The Flood. Noah lets all the animals out.
  Says, "Go and multiply." Several months pass. Noah decides to check up on the animals....