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  Shit," he muttered, "Some asshole has my pen....
• A doctor was taking a group of interns on rounds at a hospital.
  All of a sudden, another intern came racing down the corridor, shouting "Quick, doc- tor, give me a pen!...
• quot;Listen, sugar" she whispered back, there ain't nothing in the whole wide world could wake him up now.
  " "I can't believe that," Charlie said....
• Once upon a time a sailor ran into his doctor's office and begged him for help.
  He pulled down his pants and showed the doctor his dick, which was sporting a ruby red ring around the tip....
• The patient went to his doctor for a checkup, and the doctor wrote out a prescription for him in his usual illegible writing.
  The patient put it in his pocket, but he forgot to have it filled....
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  < -if you have to ask get out of the way- Have you ever been stopped by a traffic cop and, while he was writing a ticket or giving you a warning, you got the feeling that he would just love to yank you out of the car, right through the window, and smash your face into the front fender?...
• Well, there was this guy who'd been living a really great life as an art dealer in New York City, making tons of money and everything.
  He was 30 and fixed for life, a millionaire, when he went to the doctor and found out that he had a very rare bone disease that was sure to kill him before he reached 31....
• Ask a Silly Question... Returning from an all-services conference, a Navy Officer and an Air Force Officer found themselves seated next to each other on the long flight from LA to DC.
  After an hour or so into the flight, the Navy Officer leaned over to the Air Force Officer and asked him if he would like to play a fun game....
• Syadov walks into the Moscow health clinic and asks to see an ear-and-eye doctor.
  The nurse explains to him that there isn't a specialist in those two areas at the clinic, but tells him that they have an eye-doctor AND an ear, nose, and throat man....