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Have You Heard About The Long-married Man Who Found Sex More Enjoyable If Lay On His Right Side?
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Have you heard about the long-married man who found sex more enjoyable if
lay on his right side? It was the only position in which he could see the
television ...
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Stanley was a very healthy sperm. He'd do pushups and somersaults and limber himself up all the time, while the other sperm just lay around on their fat asses not doing a thing....
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Fruit flies like a banana. - Room service? Send up a larger room....
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A horse has two legs in back and forelegs in front....
A man met a beautiful lady and he decided he wanted to marry her right away.
She said, "But we don't know anything about each other....
A man was very shy, and couldn't speak to more than two people at a time without getting nervous.
His boss and wife both suggested that he take an Andrew Carnegie course....
A motorist was unknowingly caught in an automated speed trap that measured his speed using radar and photographed his car.
He later received in the mail a ticket for $40, and a photo of his car....
Various Nights Before Christmas... A Microsoft Christmas 'Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the house Not a creature was stirring, except Papa's mouse.
The computer was humming, the icons were hopping, As Papa did last minute Internet shopping....
The ark lands after The Flood. Noah lets all the animals out.
Says, "Go and multiply." Several months pass. Noah decides to check up on the animals....
A man went to a doctor. Some say he went there to have an operation to become Polish
others say he wanted to become an Aggie; there's yet another faction who claims that he wanted to work at the post office...