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Mommy, Mommy, Can I Have A Spoon?" "Why, Dear?" "Well, Grandpa's Been Sick, And Robby Got All The Lumps .
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"Mommy, Mommy, can I have a spoon?"
"Why, dear?"
"Well, grandpa's been sick, and Robby got all the lumps ..."
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