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• The youngest son of a great Indian chief went to his father and asked "Oh father, how did you choose the names for your three children?
  The great chief replied "My son, when your older brother was born, the first sight I saw after the moment of his birth was a bear running through the wood...
• One day, a young indian boy asked the medicine man how indians were named.
  The wise, old, medicine man replied "You named after first thing you see....
• A small Indian brave walks up to his grandfather and ask
  "Grandfather, how do we Indians get our names?" "Well my son, after the medicine deliverers the baby, he looks out the tee-pee window....
• An Indian brave came up to his chief. "Oh Big Chief, why you give us the names you give.
  "Mmmmm. When your cousin was born...I look across and see deer leaping in field....
• Kids Say the Darndest Things (Young Wisdom - Out of the Mouths of Babes) A three-year-old went with his dad to see a litter of kittens.
  On returning home, he breathlessly informed his mother there were two boy kittens and two girl kittens....
• A male-to-female transexual was recently interviewed on a radio talk show.
  The DJ asked the transexual about what, if any, pain the person experienced during the operation....
• A tribe of Native Americans generally referred to their woman by the animal hide with which they made their blanket.
  Thus, one woman might be known as Squaw of Buffalo Hide, while another might be known as Squaw of Deer Hide....
• The Wizard of Zone Once upon a time in Depression-era Kansas there was a little black boy named Zachary X (pronounced "ex" not "ten") who lived on a farm.
  He was an orphan, a cheap device to garner your sympathy....