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Q: Why Did God Make Man First? A: Because He Didn't Want To Be Told How To Do It.
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Q: Why did God make man first?
A: Because he didn't want to be told how to do it.
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Q: Why did God make women? A: Because sheep can't cook.
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A loandlord has a homosexual couple and a lesbian couple living in his building.
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THE LATEST AND GREATEST AS COMPILED ON 18th October 1991
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