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• Q: What do the L.A. Dodgers have in common with Michael Jackson?
  A: They wear a glove on one hand for no apparent reason....
• How about that footage on the news yesterday of our new Commander-in- Chief on the deck of the aircraft carrier (Teddy Roosevelt?
  ).. After throwing one of his snappy salutes (he's *almost* got that down), I half expected him to give the order, "Let's turn this thang around....
• While watching the All-Star game, did you notice how pervasive the Michael Jackson look has become?
  A whole field full of guys wearing one glove....
• You know, i's really not too nice to joke about Pee-Wee Herman now that he died.
  ..he had a massive stroke! Actually, Pee-Wee didn't die after all....
• A golfer hooks his drive into the woods to the left of the fairway.
  While looking for his ball he happens upon a leprechaun....
• She (to passing man): Excuse me, do you have the time?
  He: Do you have the energy? What is your favorite position on extramarital sex?...
• There is a married couple with two children. To avoid corrupting the children's minds, the couple uses the word "laundry" to represent sex.
  One night, the man rolls over to the wife and says "Honey, would you like to do laundry tonight?...
• W H Y C O P S H A T E Y O U <<<<&l
  < -if you have to ask get out of the way- Have you ever been stopped by a traffic cop and, while he was writing a ticket or giving you a warning, you got the feeling that he would just love to yank you out of the car, right through the window, and smash your face into the front fender?...
• Mommy Mommy, Can I play with Grandma? Shut up kid, You've already dug her up 3 times today!
  Little Boy Blue, come blow your horn. The sheeps in the meadow, the cows in the corn....