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• Most language is spoken language, and most words, once they are uttered, vanish forever into the air.
  But such is not the case with language spoken during courtroom trials, for there exists an army of courtroom reporters whose job it is to take down and preserve every statement made during the proceedings....
• Disorder in the Court: a Collection of 'Transquips' by Richard Lederer Most language is spoken language, and most words, once they are uttered, vanish forever into the air.
  But such is not the case with language spoken during courtroom trials, for there exists an army of courtroom reporters whose job it is to take down and preserve every statement made during the proceedings....
• I thought you'd all like to hear about the potential candidates meeting with the Wizard of Oz.
  .. First, President Bush went to see the Wizard and said, "Everyone says I have no compassion or feelings, I wish to have a Heart"....
• Q: How do historians know Abe Lincoln was Jewish? A: Because he was shot in the temple.
• Q. How many mathematicians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
  A. One, who gives it to six Californians, thereby reducing it to the earlier riddle....
• LAWYERS *Q.* What do lawyers use for birth control?
  *A.* Their personalities. *Q.* What is the difference between a tick and a lawyer?...
• Why is Poland just like the United States? In the United States you can't buy anything for zlotys and in Poland you can't either, while in the U.
  S. you can get whatever you want for dollars, just as you can in Poland....
• Some Really Dumb Criminals (Washington DC) Two men tried to pull the front off a cash machine by running a chain from the machine to the bumper of their pickup truck.
  Instead of pulling the front panel off the machine, though, they pulled the bumper off their truck....
• Heard this joke from a friend's Dad who (as far as I know) never used a computer in his life.
  So St. Peter was questioning a certain black fellow at the Pearly Gate...