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• You are so ugly that if you sent your picture to the Lonely Hearts Club, they would be sent back with the explanation that they are lonely - not desperate.
• What do you get when you mix a Rooster with peanut butter?
  A cock that sticks to the roof of your mouth!...
• You're so ugly, when you were born, the doctor turned you over and thought he had twins.
  "You're so ugly that when you were born, the doctor spanked your mom." ==...
• You were so ugly when you were born, the doctor took one look at your face, turned you over and said, "Look .
  .. twins!...
• Your Mother wears combat boots! Your Mother Swims after troop ships!
  Your brother Blows boy scouts! A classic one... that is off-colour!...
• RODNEY DANGERFIELD'S BEST ONE-LINERS A girl phoned me the other day and said .
  ... Come on over, there's nobody home. I went over....
• Unknown You know you are no longer a kid when.. Just one peanut butter and jelly sandwich doesn't do it any more.
  Driving a car doesn't always sound like fun....