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  I was asked to make a written statement concerning certain events that occurred yesterday....
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  Sometimes she has to cancel the rest of the afternoon's appointments....
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• Stuck on an Island An ambitious yuppie finally decided to take a vacation.
  He booked himself on a Caribbean cruise and proceeded to have the time of his life....
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