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• A Scotsman was strolling across High Street one day wearing his kilt.
  As he neared the far curb, he noticed two young blondes in a red convertible eyeing him and giggling....
• Mitchell F. Wyle wyle@ethz.uucp Heard this from a friend - he doesn't remember where it came from, but it isn't recent.
  ------------------------------------------------------------------------ A Scotsman was strolling across High Street one day wearing his kilt....
• 1> Having just brought his son home from the eye doctor's, the Scotsman said to his wife, "Now be sure to take Donald's glasses off when he's not looking at anything.
  2> A Scotsman goes into the doctor's office carrying a gallon jug full of urine which he gives as part of his annual physical....
• The same guys go on a fishing trip to Canada. When they get there, they hire a guide and go out on the lake.
  One guy is getting all the bites at first. As he hauls in the first one, the guide pulls it up out of the water and throws it back....
• From peterr@sco.UUCP Tue Nov 29 10:30:05 1988 Flag
  000000000000 From: peterr@sco.UUCP Subject: Healing by the pipes Keyword...
• A Scotsman was sick and in hospital. His doctors were afraid that this was to be the end of him since nothing they did could do anything to make him healthy.
  His physician asked him if there was anything that he could do to make him more comfortable in his final hours....
• RACIAL/ETHNIC There were these two men drinking together in a bar.
  One was of Chinese extraction, the other Jewish....
• Two newfies were off on their annual trip to the Canadian Rockies to bag a moose.
  As the seaplane landed on a lake in a remote area, the pilot said, "I'll be back in one week to pick you up....