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• An Irish priest and a Rabbi found themselves sharing a compartment on a train.
  After a while, the priest opened a conversation by saying "I know that, in your religion, you're not supposed to eat pork....
• A priest and a rabbi, long time friends, were having lunch together one day.
  ] Downing a forkful of fish, the priest asked the rabbi, "Sam, in all your entire life, do you mean to tell me that you have never ONCE tasted pork?...
• PRIEST/MINISTER/RABBI Father Kelly went to the dentist for some minor work.
  As he left, he asked about the bill, and the dentist said, "No charge, Father, happy to do it for a man of the cloth....
• A priest was called away for an emergency. Not wanting to leave the confessional unmanned, he called a rabbi friend up and asked him to cover for him.
  The rabbi told him he wouldn't know what to say, but the priest told him to come on over and he'd stay with him and show him what to do....
• A priest, a minister and a rabbi all died at the same time and met at the Pearly Gates.
  St. Peter stood before the locked gates and looked upon them sternly....
• Then there was the woman who bought herself a Lamborghini, and though she wasn't particularly religious, she had worked hard for the car and wanted it blessed.
  She asked the rabbi next door to bless it for her, but he said, "A sports car is really a bit out of my domain....
• My dental hygienist is cute. Every time I visit, I eat a whole package of Oreo cookies while waiting in the lobby.
  Sometimes she has to cancel the rest of the afternoon's appointments....
• A Baptist minister and a Jewish rabbi were seated next to one another in the first class section of an airplane.
  The stewardess approached them and asked what they wanted to drink....