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• Two obviously high-class old ladies are strolling down a city street when they run across a grizzled
  agged old derelict lying drunk in the gutter, covered with garbage, sewer water running all over him....
• Two old ladies were walking down the street one wintry day when they heard a voice calling for help.
  They looked around and saw a little green leg sticking out from beneath a snowbank, so one of the old ladies digs down and pulls out a very cold frog and starts warming it up in her hands....
• You've got the whitest teeth I've ever come across.
  .... %end of list------------- Female to guy: Hi, you look like a real wanker....
• W H Y C O P S H A T E Y O U <<<<&l
  < -if you have to ask get out of the way- Have you ever been stopped by a traffic cop and, while he was writing a ticket or giving you a warning, you got the feeling that he would just love to yank you out of the car, right through the window, and smash your face into the front fender?...
• Santa Claus, the tooth fairy, an honest lawyer and an old drunk are walking down the street together when they simultaneously spot a hundred dollar bill.
  Who gets it? The old drunk, of course, the other three are mythological creatures....
• Santa Claus, the tooth fairy, an honest lawyer and an old drunk are walking down the street together when they simultaneously spot a hundred dollar bill.
  Who gets it? The old drunk, of course; the other three are mythical creatures....
• Did you hear about the two little old ladies feeding pigeons in the park?
  Suddenly, a streaker flashed past! One little old lady had a stroke, the other wasn't quick enough ....
• The Poles have a saying about how communist governments rewrite history
  "Only the future is certain; the past is always changing" A would-be bandit failed because he had written a holdup up note on another bank's withdrawal slip....