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• There were three old ladies sitting on a park bench in Miami when a flasher came by, and well, flashed.
  The first woman had a stroke, the second one had a stroke, and the third one's arms were too short ....
• Three old Ladies were walking down the stree when a Flasher came out and Flashed them.
  The First old Lady had a Stroke and the Second old Lady had a stroke but the Third old lady couldn't reach it!...
• Two little old ladies were walking through the park one Sunday afternoon.
  The band was playing a catchy sounding tune, and one of the old ladies said, "I wonder what the name of that tune is"....
• This sounds suspiciously like one of David Brenner's "Best Practical Jokes In The World".
  He claimed to do this and put the slip back, three or four slips down....
• Two old ladies were walking down the street one wintry day when they heard a voice calling for help.
  They looked around and saw a little green leg sticking out from beneath a snowbank, so one of the old ladies digs down and pulls out a very cold frog and starts warming it up in her hands....
• A little old lady goes into the Chase Manhattan Bank, and says she wants to open a savings account.
  The accounts person asks her how much she would like to deposit to open the account and the little old lady says, "Three million dollars....
• Q: Did you hear about the two black guys on "That's Incredible"?
  A: One had a job, and the other knew his father....
• The Poles have a saying about how communist governments rewrite history
  "Only the future is certain; the past is always changing" A would-be bandit failed because he had written a holdup up note on another bank's withdrawal slip....
• There was this young taxi driver who was driving an old farmer who had never been to Amsterdam before.
  The driver decided to have a little fun and started telling the old man that it was sometimes boring driving around so he and other drivers drove down old ladies just for the fun of it....