Miscellaneous Jokes

Miscellaneous Jokes

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After his death, a man found himself in hell being led by a demon to the place where he would stoka a fire throughout eternity.
As he walked, he noticed a...
A lawyer was awakened one night. When he looked up ther stood the devil.
"What do you want said the lawyer?...
What's the first thing you should do after running over a Lawyer?
Back up....
What do you get when you cross a lawyer and a snake? Ince
What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50? Your honor.
What's the difference between God and a lawyer?
God doesn't think he's a lawyer....
How can you tell a dead lawyer form a dead skunk lying in the middle of the road?
There are skidmarks in front of the skunk....
Well, lawyers aren't that bad . . . if you cook 'em long enough!
Did you hear about the lawyer who's wife complained that thing were getting dull in bed?
(hard to believe, huh?) She suggested that he might try a little bondage next time they get amorous....
D'ja hear about the nun who rode her bicycle over a cobblestone road?
She said, "I'll never come that way again....

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