Miscellaneous Jokes

Miscellaneous Jokes

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Why do scottish sheepherders wear kilts? Cause the zippers scare the sheep.
This farm couple were rocking away on the porch one night after chores and the farmer reached over to his wife and grabbed her by the breast.
He said, "You know if these would give milk most of th...
Seen on the back of a truck: If it's got tits or wheels, sooner or later it'll give you trouble!
Here's a bumper sticker I saw: Sometimes I wake up grumpy in the morning.
Sometimes I let her sleep....
Saw a bumper sticker that said: This truck is protected by a pit bull with aids.
Guy goes up to a fey little fellow and says, "Can you direct me to the brooklyn ferry boat?
"Gosh," the little man says, "I knew we were organized, but I didn't know we had our own navy....
I had similar experience. I was in the mall when this woman was being attacked by a man.
She was driving a brand new van....
I had a strange experience last week. I was in a bar, there were these two good looking women in the corner, so I said "Hey bartender I want to by those two women a drink".
The bartender gagged and...
A man returned from the Iraqi War and he is met by his family at the port.
His daughter turns to her mother and says, "Look daddy has a purple heart on....
What's the last sound you hear before a pubic hair hits the ground? Ptuiiiiii. . . . .

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