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  When he passes the security check, they discover a bomb in his carry-on-baggage....
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  The turbulence is awful, and things go from bad to worse when one wing is struck by lightning....
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  What side of the plane should he sit on?...
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  The tour guide anounces: "On the right of the airplane, you can see the famous Bright Angle Falls....