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• 18 UNNATURAL LAWS 1. O'REILLY'S LAW OF THE KITCHEN Clenliness is next to impossible.
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• Corazon says: If the Shoe Fits, Eat it.
• If the shoe fits, buy it. - Imelda Marco
• Graves dug to custom fits.
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  "The Law of Avoiding Oversell" When putting cheese in a mousetrap, always leave room for the mouse....
• One size fits all is a lie.
• Why don't Italians eat fleas They can't get their legs apart.
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