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Corazon Says: If The Shoe Fits, Eat It.
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Corazon says: If the Shoe Fits, Eat it.
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If the shoe fits, it's not government issue.
Gold's Law: If the shoe fits, it's ugly.
If the shoe fits, buy it. - Imelda Marco
Q: What was Corazon Aquino's happiest hour? A: When she found out she had Imelda Marcos' shoe size.
Graves dug to custom fits.
Things That Make You Go Hmmm... ** It is hard to understand how a cemetery raised its burial cost and blamed it on the cost of living.
** Just remember...if the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off....
One size fits all is a lie.
Open mouth, insert shoe store.