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• People will buy anything that's one to a customer.
• WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN AN OAKIE' AND A DAMN FOOL?
  THE RED RIVER. In Texas, we're proud to have the best politicians that money can buy....
• If People Bought Cars Like They Buy Computers General Motors doesn't have a "help line" for people who don't know how to drive
  because people don't buy cars like they buy computers -- but imagine if they did ....
• Lewis' Law: No matter how long or hard you shop for an item, after you've bought it, it will be on sale somewhere cheaper.
• The good of the people is the chief law.
• Rudin's Law: In crises that force people to choose among alternative courses of action, most people will choose the worst one possible.
• What if People Bought Cars Like They Buy Computers?
  General Motors doesn't have a "help line" for people who don't know how to drive, because people don't buy cars like they buy computers -- but imagine if they did ....
• 18 UNNATURAL LAWS 1. O'REILLY'S LAW OF THE KITCHEN Clenliness is next to impossible.
  2. LIEBERMAN'S LAW Everybody lies; but it doesn' matter, since nobody listens....
• The Sausage Principle: People who love sausage and respect the law should never watch either one being made.