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The Problem With Taking The Easy Way Out Is That The Enemy Has Already Mined It.
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The problem with taking the easy way out is that the enemy has already mined it.
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Murphy's Military Laws 1. You are not superman.
2. If it's stupid but works, it isnt stupid. 3....
There's my way, and then there's the easy way
There's my way, and then there's the easy way.