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• Four nuns were standing in line at the gates of heaven.
  Peter asks the first if she has ever sinned. "Well, once I looked at a man's penis," she said....
• It was Friday, and four nuns went to the priest at the local Catholic church to ask for the weekend off.
  They argued back and forth for a few minutes. Finally the priest agreed to let them leave the convent for the weekend....
• And there there were these three nuns, who died and went to heaven, like true nuns do.
  Being in heaven, they are rewarded by the High one, for the fulfilling of their holy duties....
• Three nuns (a good nun a pretty good nun, and a bad nun) die and are standing in front of the gates of heaven and there they meet St.
  Peter. St. Peter looks at the first one and says, "You have been a good nun all your life but there are rules, and to pass into heaven you must be able to answer my question....
• One day, three nuns were talking while enjoying their cups of tea, when one of the nuns leaned towards the other two and whispered, "I'm in such a dilemma, sisters, and I don't know what to do.
  Maybe you can help me. When I was cleaning the Father's room, I found a box of condoms in his dresser drawer, and now I don't know whether or not to tell Bishop....
• There where 3 nuns on a train and they had been talking for some time when they decided to pass the time they decided to tell each other what their greatest sins where.
  The first nun got up and said, "My greatest sin is sex....
• Bad habits? I have nun.
• I married a nun; nun in the morning; nun at night...
• A nun gets on a bus and sits behind the driver. She says to the bus driver she is very ill and wants to experience sex before she dies.
  The bus driver agrees to accomodate her, but the nun explains that she can't have sex with anyone who is married as that would be a sin....