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Excuse me, but is that dress felt? Would you like it to be?
Hey baby, let's play house, you can be the door and I'll slam you!
Hi. You'll do.
I wonder what our children will look like.
I've got a condom with your name on it.
You smell wet. Let's Party.
Come on. We're leaving.
If you won't fuck me, can I fuck you?
I'm sorry, were you talking to me? (No.) Well then, please start.
Your name must be Mickey because your so fine.
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