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• A tribe of Native Americans generally referred to their woman by the animal hide with which they made their blanket.
  Thus, one woman might be known as Squaw of Buffalo Hide, while another might be known as Squaw of Deer Hide....
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  One night the witch room mate returned to find that all six calendars in his room were set to October, and there was a pentagram of pencils on his desk....
• Way back when, like before electric lights were invented, I worked in an engineering department where the general-use computer was an IBM 1130.
  This was a standalone computer of roughly PDP-11/34 power with a disk, console typewriter, slow line printer....
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  accept the late work and tell them that it will be awarded full credit....
• Abort, Retry, Ignore? (To the meter of Edgar Allan Poe's "The Raven") Once upon a midnight dreary
  fingers cramped and vision bleary, System manuals piled high and wasted paper on the floor, Longing for the warmth of bed sheets, still I sat there doing spreadsheets....
• Blame it on the computer -- lost homework! MODERN TIMES
  When you were a kid, did you ever tell the teacher ``My dog ate my homework?...