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  The worm is rather interested in the apple is about to start eating....
• Q: What is the definition of 'gross'? A: Eating a hot dog and finding out it has veins.
• What's grosser than gross? Finding a pubic hair in your Bloody Mary.
• MISCELLANEOUS THOUGHTS Early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese - think about this one.
  I'm not cheap, but I am on special this week. I almost had a psychic boyfriend but he left me before we met....
• Q: What's worse than a guitar string breaking in the middle of a tune?
  A: Having an organ go flat on you in the middle of a piece....
• A COLLECTION OF ONE-LINERS Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm Eagles may soa
  but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines Early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese I'm not cheap, but I am on special this week I almost had a psychic girlfriend but she left me before we met I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol I intend to live forever-so far, so good I love defenseless animals, especially in a good gravy If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?...
• One Liners Worth Remembering Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm Eagles may soa
  but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines Early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese I'm not cheap, but I am on special this week I almost had a psychic girlfriend but she left me before we met I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol I intend to live forever - so far, so good I love defenseless animals, especially in a good gravy If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?...
• You will pay for eating that apple", God said adamantly!
• Q: What's worse than being hijacked by the PLO? A: Being rescued by the Egyptians.