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• Q: What do you do with a legless dog? A: Take him for a drag.
• What do you do with a dog with no arms and no legs? Take it for a drag.
• Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: You don't bother calling him, he won't come any way.
  But, when I was a kid, we had a dog with no legs....
• What do you call a dog with no legs??? Cigarette. He won't come when you call, but you can always take him out for a drag.
• Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: Who cares? He won't come anyway.
• Most language is spoken language, and most words, once they are uttered, vanish forever into the air.
  But such is not the case with language spoken during courtroom trials, for there exists an army of courtroom reporters whose job it is to take down and preserve every statement made during the proceedings....
• Q: What do you call a hooker with no legs? A: A "nightcrawler".
• Q: What do you call a cow with no legs? A: Ground beef.
• Q: What do you call a man with no legs? A: Neil