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• What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter, it won't come anyway.
• What do you call a dog with no legs??? Cigarette. He won't come when you call, but you can always take him out for a drag.
• Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: You don't bother calling him, he won't come any way.
  But, when I was a kid, we had a dog with no legs....
• What u call dog with no legs? Don't matter wot u call him, he ain't gonna come.
• Q. What do you call a man with no arms and no legs who lies on your doorstep ? A. Matt.
• why is a fire engine red ? ( in parts of the world that it is red ) the fire engine has six wheels and six crew members.
  six plus six is twelve. twelve inches makes a foot....
• Q: What do you call a man with no legs? A: Neil
• Q: What do you call a hooker with no legs? A: A "nightcrawler".
• Q: What do you call a cow with no legs? A: Ground beef.