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• What do you call a dog with no legs??? Cigarette. He won't come when you call, but you can always take him out for a drag.
• What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter, it won't come anyway.
• Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: Who cares? He won't come anyway.
• Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: You don't bother calling him, he won't come any way.
  But, when I was a kid, we had a dog with no legs....
• There was this young boy coming of age and his father wanted to show him the facts of life.
  So he gave him 20 bucks and sent him down to the local brothel to have a good time....
• why is a fire engine red ? ( in parts of the world that it is red ) the fire engine has six wheels and six crew members.
  six plus six is twelve. twelve inches makes a foot....
• Q: Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? A: You would too if your name was "U-u-u-urd-urj.
• W H Y C O P S H A T E Y O U <<<<&l
  < -if you have to ask get out of the way- Have you ever been stopped by a traffic cop and, while he was writing a ticket or giving you a warning, you got the feeling that he would just love to yank you out of the car, right through the window, and smash your face into the front fender?...
• Well, excu-u-u-u-se me.