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• Q: Why is one of Helen Keller's legs yellow? A: Because her dog is blind too.
• Q: Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? A: You would too if your name was "U-u-u-urd-urj.
• Q: What was Helen Keller's dog's name? A: Huuuuuuuuuummmmmmmmth!
• Why do JAP'S get married?--Because vibrators can't take them shopping.
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• Q: Why does Helen Keller need two hands to masturbate?
  A: One to do the work and the other to moan with....
• WHY CAN'T HELEN KELLER HAVE BABIES? BECAUSE SHE'S DEAD
• Q: HOW DID HELEN KELLER BURN HER FACE? A: BOBBING FOR FRENCH FRIES.
  Q: HOW DID HELEN KELLER BURN HER FINGERS? A: READING HER WAFFLE IRON....
• Q: How can you tell if Helen Keller has brushed her teeth? A: By the Gleam in her eye.
• Q: How did Helen Keller's parents punish her when she was bad?
  A: They re-arranged the furniture in her room....