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Q: Why Does Helen Keller Need Two Hands To Masturbate?
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Q: Why does Helen Keller need two hands to masturbate?
A: One to do the work and the other to moan with.
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Why does Helen Keller play piano with one hand?? She sings with the other !!!!
Q: Why is one of Helen Keller's legs yellow? A: Because her dog is blind too.
Q: What was Helen Keller's dog's name? A: Huuuuuuuuuummmmmmmmth!
Q: Why did Helen Keller go crazy? A: She tried to read a sheet of sandpaper.
Q: How did Helen Keller's parents punish her when she used bad words?
A: They washed her hands out with soap....
Q: How do you drive Helen Keller crazy? A: Lock her in a room with stucco walls.
Q: What did Helen Keller do when she fell off the cliff? A: She screamed her fingers off.
Q: How did Helen Keller burn the side of her face? A
Answering the iron. Q: How did she burn the other side? A: They called back....