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• Q: Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? A: You would too if your name was "U-u-u-urd-urj.
• Q: Why is one of Helen Keller's legs yellow? A: Because her dog is blind too.
• What's Helen Keller's favorite song? "The Sound of Silence.
• Q: What did Helen Keller do when she fell off the cliff? A: She screamed her fingers off.
• Q: What drove Helen Keller insane? A: She tried to read a stucco wall.
• Q: HOW DID HELEN KELLER BURN HER FACE? A: BOBBING FOR FRENCH FRIES.
  Q: HOW DID HELEN KELLER BURN HER FINGERS? A: READING HER WAFFLE IRON....
• Q: Why did Helen Keller go crazy? A: She tried to read a sheet of sandpaper.
• Q: How do you drive Helen Keller crazy? A: Lock her in a room with stucco walls.