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• Q: Why are rectal thermometers illegal in Poland? A: Because they cause too much brain damage.
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  The teacher wasn't sure where this was leading, but asked him why his Thermos was so special....
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  In further- ance of my aim to provide complete (and unbiased) reports, I have learned that many other states were the butts of Johnny's jokes....