Questions And Answers

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Q: How many graduate students does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Only one, but it may take upwards of five years for him to get it done....
Q: How many Christians does it take to change a light bulb? A: Three, but they're really only one.
Q: How many jugglers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: One, but it takes at least three light bulbs....
Q: How many Feminists does it take to change a light bulb? A: That's not funny!!!
Q: How many supply-siders does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. The darkness will cause the light bulb to change by itself....
Q: How many supply-side economists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: None. If the government would just leave it alone, it would screw itself in....
Q: How many Zen masters does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Two: one to change the bulb and one not to change it....
Q: How many folk singers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Two. One to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was....
Q: How many IBM types does it take to change a light bulb?
A: 100....
Q: How many <ethnics> does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: 10. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder....

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