Questions And Answers

Questions And Answers

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Q: How many thought police does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: None. There never *was* any light bulb....
Q: How many accountants does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: What kind of answer did you have in mind?...
Q: How many bureaucrats does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Two. One to assure the everything possible is being done while the other screws the bulb into the water faucet....
Q: How many Vulcans does it take to change a light bulb?
A: "Approximately 1.00000000000000000000000...
Q: How many actors does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Only one. They don't like to share the spotlight....
Q: How many Christian Scientists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: None, but it takes at least one to sit and pray for the old one to go back on....
Q: How many Chinese Red Guards does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: 10,0000 - to give the bulb a cultural revolution....
Q: How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Two, one to screw it in, and another to repent....
Q: How many survivors of a nuclear war does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: None; people who glow in the dark don't need light bulbs....

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