Questions And Answers

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Q: How many professors does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Only one, but they get three tech. reports out of it....
Q: How many people from New Jersey does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Three. One to change the light bulb, one to be a witness, and the third to shoot the witness....
Q: How many cops does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: None. It turned itself in.
Q: How many nuclear engineers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Seven. One to install the new bulb and six to figure out what to do with the old one for the next 10,000 years....
Q: How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb? A: How many can you afford?
Q: How many football players does it take to change a light bulb?
A: The entire team! And they all get a semester's credit for it!...
Q: How many brewers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: One third less than for a regular bulb....
Q: How many Harvard students does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Just one. He holds the light bulb and the universe revolves around him....
Q: How many efficiency experts does it take to replace a light bulb?
A: None. Efficiency experts replace only dark bulbs....
Q: How many Necrophiliacs does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: None, Necrophiliacs prefer dead bulbs....

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