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• Our minister, Pastor Deluge, says it would be better if there were at least equal interest in photos that might be published in "Repenthouse" magazine.
• Eugene d'Albert (noted German composer) was married six times.
  At an evening reception which he attended with his fifth wife shortly after their wedding, he presented the lady to a friend who said politely, "Congratulations, Herr d'Albe...
• Alternate State Mottos... Alabama: Yes, we have electricity Arizona
  But It's a Dry Heat Arkansas: Litterasy Ain't Everthing California...
• Syntax? Why not? They tax everything else.
• SYNTAX? Why not, they tax everything else!
• How many fundamentalists does it take to change a light bulb?
  None. The Bible says nothing of light bulbs, so they must be a tool of the devil....
• It seems that in this small mid-western town a minister was given gifts by his congregation.
  An eldery woman comes up to him and presents him with several home-baked pies....
• A Few For The Pun Lovers... *** The Service *** Our old friend Gladys attended church services one particular Sunday.
  The sermon seemed to go on forever, and many in the congregation fell asleep....
• I thought you'd all like to hear about the potential candidates meeting with the Wizard of Oz.
  .. First, President Bush went to see the Wizard and said, "Everyone says I have no compassion or feelings, I wish to have a Heart"....