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The Average Chinese Dwelling, It's Reported, Contains Just 50 Square Meters Of Floorspace For Five Or More People.
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The average Chinese dwelling, it's reported, contains just 50 square meters of
floorspace for five or more people. Sounds like an effective means of birth
control.
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