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  Taken aback, the doctor thought for a minute and then said, "Excuse me, Mrs....
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  Especially when they say things like, "You know, sometimes I forget to eat....
• At the Doctor's... -A young woman said to her doctor, "You have to help me, I hurt all over.
  "What do you mean?" said the doctor. -The woman touched her right knee with her index finger and yelled, "Ow, that hurts....
• A woman from the south was attending a social gathering up north and tried striking up a conversation .
  .. "Where're you all from?" she asked to a group of ladies....
• From The Wit of Steven Wright: ** Last night I played a blank tape at full blast.
  The mime next door went nuts. ** If a person with multiple personalities threatens suicide, is that considered a hostage situation?...
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