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  (since not all silly, outdated laws are from the US) 1....
• The following are actual stories told by travel agents (and you wonder why US citizens generally score less than the rest of the world on geography).
  .. I had someone who wanted to stay at the Bob Newhart Inn in Connecticut....
• Movie Prices For the first time in many years, a an old man traveled from his rural town to the city to attend a movie.
  After buying his ticket, he stopped at the concession stand to purchase some popcorn....
• George Carlinisms: ** How come wrong numbers are never busy?
  ** Do people in Australia call the rest of the world "up over"?...
• Airplane Humor Here are some actual humorous statements by several airline flights crews.
  Occasionally, airline attendants make an effort to make the "in-flight safety lecture" a bit more entertaining....
• W H Y C O P S H A T E Y O U <<<<&l
  < -if you have to ask get out of the way- Have you ever been stopped by a traffic cop and, while he was writing a ticket or giving you a warning, you got the feeling that he would just love to yank you out of the car, right through the window, and smash your face into the front fender?...
• A Long Flight... Fifteen minutes into the flight from Kansas City to Toronto, the captain announced, "Ladies and gentlemen, one of our engines has failed.
  There is nothing to worry about. Our flight will take an hour longer than scheduled, but we still have three engines left....
• The Wizard of Zone Once upon a time in Depression-era Kansas there was a little black boy named Zachary X (pronounced "ex" not "ten") who lived on a farm.
  He was an orphan, a cheap device to garner your sympathy....
• Greetings prospective White House interns! This year, our program is heading into its 69th year of bringing America's best and brightest to the Nation's Capitol to help the "Head Man" do his job.
  We expect that 1998 will be the most exciting one yet!...