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Major League Baseball Players Say Artificial Turf Is Hard On Their Legs.
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Major League baseball players say artificial turf is hard on their legs. As a
replacement could stadiums use Nerf?
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Why aren't there any African-American players in the National Hockey League? They aren't stupid.
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