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How Can Geraldine Ferraro Help Balance The Ticket? Why, We Bet Fritz Mondale Outweighs Her By 80 Pounds.
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How can Geraldine Ferraro help balance the ticket? Why, we bet Fritz Mondale
outweighs her by 80 pounds.
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The current best bet for a woman veep is Rep. Geraldine Ferraro of Queens.
Luckily for her she's not from Kings....
The big question facing Democrats now is whether Gerry Ferraro's coattails are long enough to carry Fritz Mondale into office with her.
After she got married, Gerry Ferraro kept her maiden name as a tribute to her mother.
It's further evidence of how she balances the ticket. Mr. Mondale kept his to honor his father....
If nothing else, a Mondale-Ferraro ticket will outsyllable a Reagan-Bush ticket by two.
Our friend Orly says he figures Mr. Mondale put Ms.
Ferraro on the ticket just to help him skirt more issues....
We'll believe the Ferraro-Mondale ticket is really confident about winning the election when we hear it has hired a band for the inaugural ball.
Gerry Ferraro expects a "nasty, personal campaign." Oh, we bet she's just saying that so we'll pay attention.
Before this country adopts a balanced budget constitutional amendment it should find out how much more that would throw the budget out of balance....
All-Star baseball game afterthought: If they were worried about wind in Candlestick why did they let Howard Cosell talk?
Gary Hart said if he got nominated he'd also have picked Geraldine Ferraro as a running mate....
Gerry Ferraro is proving a more exciting campaigner than Fritz Mondale.
To have avoided that, Mr. Mondale would have had to run with, uh, Mr. Mondale....