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Our Friend Orly Says He Figures Mr. Mondale Put Ms.
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Our friend Orly says he figures Mr. Mondale put Ms. Ferraro on the ticket just
to help him skirt more issues.
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More evidence Mr. Jackson doesn't understand the system
He took it as a put-down when Mr. Mondale didn't consider him for veep....
A poll shows most folks think Mr. Mondale chose Ms.
Ferraro because of pressure from women's groups. Sounds like a put down of the Italian-American, Catholic and size 7 shoe lobbies....
Gerry Ferraro is proving a more exciting campaigner than Fritz Mondale.
To have avoided that, Mr. Mondale would have had to run with, uh, Mr. Mondale....
How can Geraldine Ferraro help balance the ticket? Why, we bet Fritz Mondale outweighs her by 80 pounds.
Mr. Reagan says he's engaged in "quiet diplomacy" with the Soviets, and we gather that means more than that he's simply turned the volume down on his hearing aid.
A new poll shows most Democrats want a Mondale-Hart ticket....
If nothing else, a Mondale-Ferraro ticket will outsyllable a Reagan-Bush ticket by two.
After she got married, Gerry Ferraro kept her maiden name as a tribute to her mother.
It's further evidence of how she balances the ticket. Mr. Mondale kept his to honor his father....
No, just because Mr. Mondale says he's begun "broad consultations" with party leaders about a running mate doesn't mean he'll select a woman.
Bella Abzug says having Ms. Ferraro on the ticket will be "a whole new step in American history.
We're still waiting to find out what it was taken in. A Naturalizer, maybe?...