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Gerry Ferraro Is Proving A More Exciting Campaigner Than Fritz Mondale.
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Gerry Ferraro is proving a more exciting campaigner than Fritz Mondale. To
have avoided that, Mr. Mondale would have had to run with, uh, Mr. Mondale.
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This is an exciting choice," Fritz Mondale says of Gerry Ferraro.
Well, relatively. More exciting than Lloyd Bentsen, but less than Dolly Parton....
Although picking Gerry Ferraro was a bold move for Mr.
Mondale, an even bolder one would have been to pick Jane Wyman....
Now that Jesse Jackson has endorsed Mr. Mondale, can we expect a press conference to announce that Gerry Ferraro has decided to do the same?
The big question facing Democrats now is whether Gerry Ferraro's coattails are long enough to carry Fritz Mondale into office with her.
Gerry Ferraro says she and Fritz Mondale will prove the experts wrong. Not much of a challenge.
The congressional district Gerry Ferraro represents is the one Archie Bunker supposedly lives in.
We're glad Fritz Mondale didn't pick Edith....
After she got married, Gerry Ferraro kept her maiden name as a tribute to her mother.
It's further evidence of how she balances the ticket. Mr. Mondale kept his to honor his father....
Our friend Orly says he figures Mr. Mondale put Ms.
Ferraro on the ticket just to help him skirt more issues....
Analysts think a Mondale-Hart ticket is possible. Makes sense.
It'd give Mr. Mondale confidence that Mr. Hart would never be heard from again....