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There Are Three Children In The Ferraro-Zaccaro Family
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There are three children in the Ferraro-Zaccaro family: Donna, John and Laura.
You have to feel good about a country in which kids can aspire to follow in
their mother's footsteps.
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Still, you've got to feel good about a country in which the official starts of its presidential campaign and its Christmas shopping season coincide.