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My Parents Are So In Love With Each Other It Is Sickening," Says Ms.
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"My parents are so in love with each other it is sickening," says Ms.
Ferraro's daughter, Donna. But can their marriage withstand Mr. Zaccaro having
the only real job in the family?
Related:
There are three children in the Ferraro-Zaccaro family
Donna, John and Laura. You have to feel good about a country in which kids can aspire to follow in their mother's footsteps....
Proxy Fathers The British Government's policy of socialized medicine has recently been broadened to include a service called "Proxy Fathers".
Under the government plan, any married woman who is unable to become pregnant through the first five years of her marriage may request the service of a proxy father- a government employee who attempts to solve the couple's problem by impregnating the wife....
125 Things Never To Say During Sex 1)is it in? 2)that's it?
3)you've got to be kidding me. 4)(phone rings) hello?...
Letters to God from children" Dear God, In Sunday School they told us what You do.
Who does it when You are on vacation? - Jane Dear God, I read the Bible....
Our friend Orly says he figures Mr. Mondale put Ms.
Ferraro on the ticket just to help him skirt more issues....
CHILDREN SPEAK TO GOD Dear GOD, In school they told us what You do.
Who does it when You are on vacation? * Jane Dear GOD, Are you really invisible or is that just a trick?...
Punny Potatoes We all know that potatoes have eyes.
Well, Mr. and Mrs. Potato only have eyes for each other....
Man and wife make one fool. A fate worse than death
o be married alive. Don't marry for money. You can always borrow it cheaper....
When I was in a six person suite of rooms, one of my room mates was a witch, and by coincidence, another room mate had a key to his room.
One night the witch room mate returned to find that all six calendars in his room were set to October, and there was a pentagram of pencils on his desk....