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• PAINT IT LIKE A COW The Fair. I hadn’t been to one of these
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• How about that footage on the news yesterday of our new Commander-in- Chief on the deck of the aircraft carrier (Teddy Roosevelt?
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• From what we could tell, the delegates kissed Fritz Mondale and hoped he'd change into a decent frog disguise.
• Two canadians decide to go duck hunting so they get up early one morning, and go off to the swamps with their red hats, duck calls, and their trusty hunting dog.
  Even with all conditions favorable for a good day, by day's end they headed home without a single duck!...
• POLITICAL SPEECH OF A LADY DELEGATE TO A NATIONAL POLITICAL CONVENTION Dear Lady Delegate
  We must have what the men have. It may not be very long, But we mean to have it....
• Maybe Fritz Mondale, under increasing pressure to pick a woman running mate, could satisfy everyone by naming Lee Hart.
• W H Y C O P S H A T E Y O U <<<<&l
  < -if you have to ask get out of the way- Have you ever been stopped by a traffic cop and, while he was writing a ticket or giving you a warning, you got the feeling that he would just love to yank you out of the car, right through the window, and smash your face into the front fender?...
• What's the difference between a banjo and a(n)... Chain Saw
  ( 1.) a chain saw has a dynamic range. ( 2.) you can turn a chain saw off....