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Maybe Fritz Mondale, Under Increasing Pressure To Pick A Woman Running Mate, Could Satisfy Everyone By Naming Lee Hart.
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Maybe Fritz Mondale, under increasing pressure to pick a woman running mate,
could satisfy everyone by naming Lee Hart.
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Maybe Fritz Mondale could choose Jimmy Carter as a running mate.
Or has he given up the idea of revenge?...
Tip O'Neill says Fritz Mondale's running mate will be either Gary Hart or a woman.
That narrows it down to just over half the population....
Gary Hart is under pressure to give in and support Fritz Mondale.
It would be a nice gesture, but is there time between now and November to take back everything he's said?...
Test-tube triplets were born in Texas recently--probably the only state where |z Mondale is under pressure to select a Southerner or a woman as a running mate.
Why not both in one? How about the queen of the New Orleans' World's Fair?...
There's also been talk of Fritz Mondale running with Lee Iacocca.
Hmmmmm. Ethnically, can Democrats geP`eway with two candidates whose last names end in vowels?...
Sen. Lloyd Bentsen is getting lots of ink as a possible running mate for Fritz Mondale.
He's come a long way. We remember when he was just an aide to a governor on a TV show....
If Fritz Mondale wants a real running mate, our suggestion, from what we saw on TV recently, would be Larry Bird or Cedric Maxwell of the Boston Celtics.
No, just because Mr. Mondale says he's begun "broad consultations" with party leaders about a running mate doesn't mean he'll select a woman.
The presidential campaign has been draining. In fact, it will come as no surprise to learn that Fritz Mondale is looking for a walking mate.