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  So he gave each of them $500 to see what they would do with the money....
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• WOULD YOU LIKE TO JOIN... * The Yoko Club?.........
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• A young couple have just got married and are wandering through the countryside loking for somewhere to stay.
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• ed Looks like this was collected from the various discussions of this in comp.
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