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• With the convention in San Francisco, Democrats must have been glad their nominees didn't ride off into the sunset, no matter how well they swim.
• The presidential campaign has been draining. In fact, it will come as no surprise to learn that Fritz Mondale is looking for a walking mate.
• Maybe Fritz Mondale could choose Jimmy Carter as a running mate.
  Or has he given up the idea of revenge?...
• There's also been talk of Fritz Mondale running with Lee Iacocca.
  Hmmmmm. Ethnically, can Democrats geP`eway with two candidates whose last names end in vowels?...
• The Procrastinator Ananymous meeting has been put off till next week.
• The big question facing Democrats now is whether Gerry Ferraro's coattails are long enough to carry Fritz Mondale into office with her.
• How about that footage on the news yesterday of our new Commander-in- Chief on the deck of the aircraft carrier (Teddy Roosevelt?
  ).. After throwing one of his snappy salutes (he's *almost* got that down), I half expected him to give the order, "Let's turn this thang around....
• Gary Hart won 28 primaries or caucuses, compared with 24 for Fritz Mondale, it turned out.
  It reinforces our belief that the Democrats should nominate Uncommitted....
• Contributed by Steve Kufer, who attended the event.
  Here are highlights from Comedy Celebration Day on July 31, 1988 in San Francisco....