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The Presidential Campaign Has Been Draining. In Fact, It Will Come As No Surprise To Learn That Fritz Mondale Is Looking For A Walking Mate.
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The presidential campaign has been draining. In fact, it will come as no
surprise to learn that Fritz Mondale is looking for a walking mate.
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Maybe Fritz Mondale could choose Jimmy Carter as a running mate.
Or has he given up the idea of revenge?...
Sen. Lloyd Bentsen is getting lots of ink as a possible running mate for Fritz Mondale.
He's come a long way. We remember when he was just an aide to a governor on a TV show....
For as much labor support as Fritz Mondale has, it has been odd to see thousands of Democrats in San Francisco off work all week.
Maybe Fritz Mondale, under increasing pressure to pick a woman running mate, could satisfy everyone by naming Lee Hart.
Tip O'Neill says Fritz Mondale's running mate will be either Gary Hart or a woman.
That narrows it down to just over half the population....
If Fritz Mondale wants a real running mate, our suggestion, from what we saw on TV recently, would be Larry Bird or Cedric Maxwell of the Boston Celtics.
This may be a dirty presidential campaign, with Democrats showing old movies of Mr.
Reagan hanging around Bonzo and Republicans showing footage of Mr....
How about that footage on the news yesterday of our new Commander-in- Chief on the deck of the aircraft carrier (Teddy Roosevelt?
).. After throwing one of his snappy salutes (he's *almost* got that down), I half expected him to give the order, "Let's turn this thang around....
There's also been talk of Fritz Mondale running with Lee Iacocca.
Hmmmmm. Ethnically, can Democrats geP`eway with two candidates whose last names end in vowels?...